Favourite recent quotes from the non-news news.

“”They left a complete mess, with broken glass everywhere and pictures off the wall and broken – it was a rave situation,” she said. Mrs Brooks’ husband Bill, 75, said he could not claim on his insurance because of the effect it would have on the premium.”


“She said she had learnt of the news while watching Teletext. “I couldn’t believe it. His mum was round at the time.””


“Though he lost his hair when he was young, you could just feel his presence when he entered a room.”


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